New Year's Wishes

Here are my wishes for the new year.

1. That as long as Bobby Petrino is the coach of Arkansas, they never win a football game.
2. Despite news to the contrary, that Marlin doesn't get the RTLC plant. After everything that has happened, Marlin isn't worthy of such a blessing.
3. That people who don't understand the very basics of statistics and probability stop watching the news and reading the paper. More on this later.
4. That a majority of my students this semester can spell worth a crap.
5. That the resignations of Falls County and Marlin City officials keeps on coming.
6. That I start blogging more regularly.
7. That Jerry Jones does not pull off some Herschel Walker type trade in order to draft Darren McFadden. However, I do hope he gets rid of Roy Williams. In case someone hasn't noticed, Roy can't cover!
8. That more people read The Misanthropic Economist!

Happy New Year!