Ever since Joe Camel was tossed to the curb, I've been looking for a smoking hero. Well I've found her:
My only wish is that she would emigrate to the United States for her final years so we can learn from someone with a don't tread on me attitude.
Also, I really wish Camel (or whomever owns him now) would license the rights to use Joe Camel to me. If he was SO powerful he made children start smoking, maybe I can use him to get my students to learn economics.